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LORDZANDER-NG
He/Him : 18 : 🎨 Artist & upcoming webcomic creator ✒️ : Creator of Lucidedge [WIP] :

Gabe Newell @LORDZANDER-NG

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Somewhere in England

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To all my dear fans!

Posted by LORDZANDER-NG - February 17th, 2024


Now I get some questions but one always stands out from the rest “Mr Zander, can I smash Diva?” And you know what I hear you, and for that all I can say is!…….


No, no you cant. She’s not real! And if she was real she would knock you across the face and you’d see a restraining order from her the first you wake up! She doesn’t wish to be horny, just to be happy! So all I can recommend is to go outside and talk to real people, life’s not always like a porno you know! :)


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But in all seriousness can you guys calm down on the thirsting for Diva it makes me a bit uncomfortable

Alright sorry man.

That’s alright, I just don’t find it funny anymore that’s all